Aliens, Gods and their pets

God or owner? (ebook)

Pellor: ornamental race of pets owned by Architect Krull  (Blog)

Pets

• Are we the pets of an almighty Alien or God?
• Are you a pet owner?
• Do you treat your pet well?
• Do you expect your pet to pray for forgiveness when it wets to carpet or sing your praises night and morning?
• Do human make good pets?
• As pets are we interesting enough to makeup  for being smelly bald monkeys with no tails?
• What are the insurance costs of keeping such dangerous creatures like us?
• Is destroying the planet worse than wetting the carpet?

The owner

• Who owns this star system or for that matter this galaxy?
• Has the owner noticed we exist? Will he be pleased when he finds out?
• Does the owner consider us to be pests or pets?
• Did he make the planet himself or did he get contractors in to finish off the mountains?
• Are we his only pets?
• Maybe he bought the planet for the dinosaurs and got bored when they died out.

Gods

• Whats with wanting all these prayers?
• Maybe the owner hates all the spam he gets?
• Are we capable of saying anything in our prayers that a god would find interesting?
• Why would a god be so insecure that he needs a load of little bald monkeys to tell him how great he is?
• As for “creating us in his image.” If anything is asking for lightning bolt that is.