Pets
- Are we the pets of an almighty Alien or God?
- Are you a pet owner?
- Do you treat your pet well?
- Do you expect your pet to pray for forgiveness when it wets to carpet or sing your praises night and morning?
- Do human make good pets?
- As pets are we interesting enough to makeup for being smelly bald monkeys with no tails?
- What are the insurance costs of keeping such dangerous creatures like us?
- Is destroying the planet worse than wetting the carpet?
The owner
- Who owns this star system or for that matter this galaxy?
- Has the owner noticed we exist? Will he be pleased when he finds out?
- Does the owner consider us to be pests or pets?
- Did he make the planet himself or did he get contractors in to finish off the mountains?
- Are we his only pets?
- Maybe he bought the planet for the dinosaurs and got bored when they died out.
Gods
- Whats with wanting all these prayers?
- Maybe the owner hates all the spam he gets?
- Are we capable of saying anything in our prayers that a god would find interesting?
- Why would a god be so insecure that he needs a load of little bald monkeys to tell him how great he is?
- As for “creating us in his image.” If anything is asking for lightning bolt that is.